Tag: christmas
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Christmas cracker crown competition

The past couple of years, my sister and I have had a Christmas competition to see who can keep their Christmas cracker crown on for the longest time. We are stubbornly determined to outdo each other. Last year, my crown fell off when I leant forward to get some chocolates from a box on the…
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‘Twas the night before Christmas…

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land, not a teacher was stirring, on their journey to dreamland. The stockings were hung with precision and care…in the hopes that some more booze would be waiting in there. The teachers were nestled, all snug in their beds, tomorrow they’d surely be nursing sore heads!…
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Rocky the Elf’s payback!

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land, not a teacher was stirring, on their journey to dreamland. The stockings were hung with precision and care…in the hopes that some more booze would be waiting in there. The teachers were nestled, all snug in their beds, tomorrow they’d surely be nursing sore heads!…
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Christmas Show tantrums.

It’s that time of year again. Where teachers have a constant loop of Christmas songs playing in their heads. It isn’t even December yet, and we still manage to find the songs playing, dimly, in the backgrounds of our brains. This year, we haven’t gotten so far as even deciding which songs to sing whilst…